Monday, July 20, 2009

Stupid song lyrics

I love quotes. And the quote from Voltaire on the image below, which I found yesterday, made me think about stupid song lyrics. Especially rap seems to be the leading genre in this regard lately, so I googled 'stupid rap lyrics' to see what can be found online. I came across a site, that has a collection of 25 stupid rap lyrics. I put together my personal top 5. Check them below.


My top 5 stupid rap lyrics:

5 "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham."
~by Ali G [song: Grillz]

4 "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican or Haitian,
like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian."

~by Chingy [song: Balla Baby]

3 "Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus."
~by Mase [song: Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"]

2 "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
~by Dr. Dre [song: Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang]

1 "Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous, my apologies,
are you into astrology, cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus."*

~by Kanye West [song: Gettin' It In]

[*Uranus = your anus, in case you didn't figure that out]

[Read whole Top 25 here] [Photo source: Screencap from 'Fairytale' by Ayu]
[Thank you, Rinaz for the help with the text tool blending options tutorial]

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