Monday, December 27, 2010

I was Top Tweet on Twitter!

When your tweet gets retweeted several hundred times you feel like a celebrity

Look, my tweet appeared on Twitter's homepage!

Twitter never ceases to amaze me. Today I sign in and see that HATE MALAYSIA is on trending topics. Since I have a connection with the country, I was curious about it and found out that at a soccer match Malaysian fans blinded the Indonesian goal keeper with lasers (source). Seriously, that was pretty lame. Whoever did that, does not understand the spirit of fair play. However the incident, incited by one or few people, started an online war between Malaysians and Indonesians on Twitter and other social networks. I read some tweets, became angry and wrote this:


It was a simple tweet written out of an impulse. I didn't expect much. But then suddenly people started to retweet it, Malaysians, Indonesians, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, Indians... first 3, then 20, then 62... then over 100. Suddenly I got tons of new followers, people reposted my words few hundred times. I could not believe what was happening. Not only that, so many gave me feedback, most was positive, but some accused me of being racist, a white supremacist or that I don't understand the situation in Asia. Some also asked, if in the West there was no hate. Those were the ones, that would also add something derogatory about USA.

I was RTed by @toptweets. Felt great to see my face up there. Didn't I look cool? :-P

So let me explain my epic tweet. The things I mentioned of course were generalizations, simplifications and a bit exaggerated. But what do you expect from a tweet? What else can I say in 140 signs other than something with a point, something that hits you right in the face?

Those who know me, know how hard I try to understand the reality from multiple sides and how I want to be a bridge between the East and the West, between Asia and Europe. I always try to see things for two sides in every issue. And accusing me of being a racist or white supremacist based on this tweet is hilarious, albeit baseless. My point was to highlight the silly conflicts in Asia, that always make netizens go haywire and attack each other.

Just recently there was an incident in taekwondo, where a Taiwanese athlete was disqualified unfairly by a Korean referee (source) and Taiwanese netizens went berserk, created numerous I hate Koreans groups on Facebook, some even burned Korean flags. How can you hate all people of a country because of one single incident that only involved few people? I understand the anger, but sometimes things go too far. And that was part of the reason I wrote that tweet. If you ask me, there are too many conflicts in Asia (like the one in Korea recently). And we saw how real and deadly it can become. It always starts with words, words of hate. Then incidents follow, the hate grows and suddenly there's no way back and something really bad happens. Be it in Europe or Asia, I'm against all hate. I was always against hating certain groups, just because few people from that group have done something bad.

Luckily most Asian people, who have read my tweet, got the point, that's why it became top. The most important part of my tweet is the question at the end: How about love? My point was to make you think. It's so easy to be angry and say stupid things, because you can switch off your brain and just follow what everybody does. It's harder to pause for a while and ask yourself, if it's really right to hate someone for something very trivial. And that exceeds race and culture, it's sadly a very human flaw.

Let me share some of the interesting responses to my tweet:















It was fun to be celebrity for few hours. Now I know a little what it means to be when people attack celebs or want to be their friend. It's not easy. So many asked me to follow back, but I'm very selective and don't just follow anyone. So hope you guys understand that. But I will always try to reply to someone, if I get @ed.

UPDATE: @Favstar50 has just notified me, that my tweet was favorited 51 times and retweeted 623 times. That's plain crazy :P

Friday, December 24, 2010

Sonia Sui, Taiwan's top model

One of Taiwan's exceptional women


Sonia Sui or 隋棠 (pronounced Suí Táng) is currently Taiwan's most famous top model. Born on 22nd October 1981, she's slowly approaching the age of 30, but she looks better like never before. She's part of the famous Taiwanese model agency Catwalk Production House. Last year she was voted Top Taiwanese model 2010 on one of Taiwan's most popular blogs. Sadly, she did not claim her tiara, nor did anyone from Taiwan's mainstream media notice her victory. Frankly, that doesn't speak well for the visibility of that blogger, who spills out his heart for Taiwan, but let's not go there now. Sonia Sui is for me the second most beautiful Taiwanese woman (my number one would be this amazing lady), but she's definitely top in the model business not only in Taiwan, probably in whole East Asia. Her biggest assets are her gorgeous smile and for the model business perfect waistline (58.4cm or 23 inch). According to sources, she's very mindful about what she eats in order to maintain her skinny appearance, what's more she said she's doing 100 sit ups a day to keep fit (source). She's one of these women, who can be a graceful diva, a femme fatale or the cute girl next door. She's commonly seen in Taiwanese TV ads, variety shows and soap operas. She's also booked for various events promoting beauty products, clothes, even cars. I mean, who would not want to have their product connected to this extraordinary beauty? Dear Sonia, in case you want to help me promote my blog, I'm open to that. I will send you a I love My Kafkaesque life T-shirt, you can wear it, when you go a variety show. I think it's a win-win situation for both ;-)

I browsed the web and found some great photos of Sonia. These are my favorites:

Sonia as "Cute girl next door" (Photos via: Yuanfenchang, Facebook page)

(Photo source: Akira photography, click for more photos.) Sonia as "Beautiful promoter"

Sonia as "Sexy vamp" (Photo via Vivian88job.pixnet.net)

Sonja Sui at work. Her smile is her trade mark.

(Photo via Beauty.nownews.com) Sonia as "Dreamy girl"

Sonia as "Natural beauty" (Photos via GQ, Facebook page)

(Photo via Games.seed.net.tw) Sonia as "Flirtatious honey"

Sonia as "Dazzling beauty" (Photos via E-zone.com.hk, click for more)

How do you like Sonia Sui?

Bonus: Sonia introducing Taipei, telling what she likes about it and promoting Google maps (in Mandarin Chinese).

Thursday, December 23, 2010

My personal best food of 2010

This is a list of the best food I had this year

This year was one of the best years of my life. I've traveled all around Taiwan, went on two short trips to Macau and Seoul and during summer, I had the pleasure to guide my girlfriend around central Europe. We visited places like Vienna, Bratislava, Graz, Maribor, Ljubljana, Bled, Postojna, Piran, Gorizia and Trieste, to mention only few. We really had a blast this year. And together with the extensive traveling, the year was also marked with amazing new food I have tried, some even for the first time. Today I checked some of the photos of the dishes I tried and my mouth started to water. So I decided to put a list together of the best foods I had this year. I made two lists: One is about snacks and main dishes, another one is about desserts.

1 My list of Top 10 foods of 2010:

1 Bryndzové halušky, Bratislava, Slovakia. These are dumplings with sheep's cheese and bacon. This traditional Slovakian dish is really sooo yummy! I tried it for the first time and I loved it. It's really something I hope to eat again one day. It's simply the best new food I've tried this year. My article here>>

2 Fried duck, Taipei, Taiwan. I remember how I praised it as the most tender duck I ever had. This was my birthday meal, which I spent on top of Taipei 101 togethe with my lovely girlfriend, who organized it. We had the duck at 373m above sea level. It was simply divine. My article here>>

3 Fried sandwich, Keelung, Taiwan. We had this snack at one of my favorite night markets in all Taiwan. It was really delicious. They fry it and add many things inside. I'd love to eat this every day. So yummy and unique. My article here>>

4 Fried sausage, Wulai, Taiwan. This is one of the most popular dishes in Wulai and there's always a long line for this simple dish. I'm not a fan of Taiwanese fried sausages, but this one is really yummy, I truly recommend. And eat a piece of garlic with it. My article here>>

5 Ah Zong's flour rice noodles, Taipei, Taiwan. This is one of the most famous noodles in Taipei and definitely a must try, if you go to Ximending. I love the way the soup tastes. And the thin noodles are really so tender, they almost melt on your tongue. Thumbs up for this dish. My article here>>

6 Small fried sausage, Keelung, Taiwan. This one is like the small brother of the famous Wulai sausage, but it's also really yummy. Tastes slightly different, but it's a great snack. I loved it. My article here>>

7 Fried chicken cutlet, Taipei, Taiwan. This is one of the famous dishes in Shilin Night Market. And I really need to say it's truly delicious and a must try, if you come to Taipei. It's so fulling, that one is enough for two people. My article here>>

8 Crispy crepe, Banqiao, Taiwan. I used to have a favorite crepe stall near my house and I would always go to the same uncle. He was always very happy to see me and his crepes were the best. These are popular snacks in Taiwan. And you can put inside a lot of things. One of my favorite treats.

9 Fried dumplings, Banqiao, Taiwan. I had these at a small restaurants near my home very often. I love fried dumplings, they're cheap, yummy and very fulling.

10 Tteokbokki, Seoul, Korea. This is a popular snack found on streets of Seoul almost everywhere. These are rice cake stews in a spicy sauce, a little chewy, but very delicious. I ate them so fast, when I stood there on a cold spring evening in Hyehwa, because I was so hungry and they warmed me up. My article here>>

2 My list of Top 10 desserts of 2010:

1 Portuguese egg tarts, Macau, PR China. These egg tarts are so soft and tender and so delicious. I won't forget how addicted I got to them. I bought so many and brought them to the hostel, watched TV and made them disappear one by one. Definitely one of the best desserts in the world (no joke). I love them! My article here>>

2 Hong Kong styled tofu pudding, Taipei, Taiwan. My Singaporean friend Shingo and his family and my girlfriend and I went to a famous restaurant, that serves Hong Kong styled delicacies and I couldn't stop eating their tofu pudding. It was so soft and delicate, I still remember the taste. And we ordered a whole bucket, so I could eat like a pig and people even encouraged me, haha. That was fun. My article here>>

3 Blejska kremna rezina, Bled, Slovenia. This is our famous cream cake. I had one many years ago, probably in the 1990s, so I forgot how creamy and delicious it is. It's definitely the creamiest cake I've ever tried. Really worth every penny. My article here>>

4 Gelato, Koper, Slovenia. This Italian ice cream or gelato was probably the best ice cream we ate in Europe this year. My girlfriend loved it and so did I. Very sweet and rich in flavor. My article here>>

5 Pao pao ice, Keelung, Taiwan. This is also called bubble ice and it's hand made in front of your eyes. They stir the ice so long, that it becomes soft and thick, it's amazing. This is one of the best ice desserts I ever had and I really need to try other flavors. This was kiwi and really yummy. My article here>>

6 Shaved ice cream, Taipei, Taiwan. This one is from a famous shop in the Shilin Night Market. The ice is made into very thin slices and when you eat it, it melts on your tongue instantly. Taipei is famous for many shaved ice cream stores. Definitely a must try, if you visit. My article here>>

7 Pancakes with curd, Kranj, Slovenia. I had these for lunch and they were really so yummy. They're one of our traditional local desserts that you have to try, if you visit. My article here>>

8 Chocolate cake, Kaohsiung, Taiwan. We had this cake with coffee and tea early in the morning after a long walk. It was really delicious and gave us energy to walk more. Great memories. My article here>>

9 Cream cake, Ljubljana, Slovenia. We had this one in a small French styled café named Le Petit Café and we really liked it. It's similar to the famous Bled cream cake, but less creamy, however still very tasty. My article here>>

10 Poop ice cream, Taipei, Taiwan. We had this one in the famous theme restaurant Modern Toilet in Ximending. The ice cream was surprisingly creamy, I liked it a lot. My article here>>

MKL is not a food blogger and this is not a food blog, however food has the right to appear on this blog with all of its unpleasant side effects for the reader such as excessive drooling or the growling of the stomach or incontrollable urges to open the fridge and curse, because you find out that you have nothing tasty at home. Sorry, mate (go out, if it ain't late).

What were your best foods you tried this year?
More on food here and here.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I won the Taiwanderful award 2010!

I'm Best Taiwan Blog 2010 by popular vote


Ladies and Gents, we won the Best Taiwan Blog Award 2010 hosted by Taiwanderful.com! Yes, we actually did it. And believe it or not, we won 3 awards by popular vote: The Best Overall Taiwan Blog, Best General Taiwan Blog and Best Northern Taiwan Blog. Woohoo! Thank you so much for every vote you have cast for me. I am almost lost for words.

But I still have to say something to all of you. I really don't know where to start and who to thank, because so many of you have voted and spread the word to your friends, who have voted as well, be it Taiwanese, Slovenian or from all over the world. So thank you and I mean all of you. Amazing, how it all went viral so fast. With that said, I really need to dedicate a special thank you to my lovely girlfriend Lily, who helped me win this one, because she fired up so many of her friends. I would not win this one without her - she's truly gold. And combined with my own friends and readers, we reached the incredible number of 619 votes, 115 more than the blog that made it to second place. I would love to mention everyone of you, but the list would be endless, so I'll only mention few, who went out of their way to help me get more votes, namely Saša, Fui Fa, Ade, Roni, Stefanie and Joanne, thanks a lot guys and girls. This competition showed how many friends I have and how many people appreciate the effort I put in this blog. I really felt that every vote was cast with love and appreciation and that's truly the best Christmas present I ever got. You guys are my Santa this year, everyone of you. Thanks for spreading the love and you can be sure that I'll return it whenever I can. Really really thank you! 謝謝! This award is yours and mine, we won it together. We're awesome ;-)

And since the whole idea behind the competition was to highlight some great English language blogs about Taiwan, I want to share my favorite 3 here. I actually don't follow that many Taiwan bloggers, but the few I do are really top notch, if you ask me. These are my personal winners this year:

  1. Steven Vigar photography: He's just purely amazing. If I'm ever half the photographer he is, then I'm already a photography god. His portraits are amazing, you have to check them out. Steven is extremely talented and nice and I think he would equally deserve to win the top award this year. Follow him, you'll love his pics.

  2. Yellow Fever, Foreign Moons: This blog features multiple writers, who share stories about relationships between foreigners and Taiwanese. Sometimes the stories are weird, sometimes funny, but always very blunt. And every post is translated in Chinese. The debates can get heated up, but it's definitely a good read. Please follow, that blog deserves more comments and readers.

  3. Josh in Taiwan: Another awesome photographer, who makes incredible phots. Sadly, I'll never be able to make them as good as he does, but luckily that's not something I aspire. Josh sees so much beauty in every detail, his photos are truly magical. He could easily win a peer-judged award, had he been more visible these days.
You can also follow David's and Fili's blog, they're the ones that organized the Taiwanderful Blog Award 2010. Thank you guys for bringing together so many great bloggers, who are passionate about Taiwan. I hope 2011 will be a great year for all of us and for the R.O.C., that'll turn 100 years. Looking forward to many great articles and blog posts. If you're interested in following some other Taiwan blogs, go here and check the blog directory.

So what can you expect from me in 2011? As far as Taiwan goes (and I'm not only gonna blog about that), I plan to visit every bigger night market in and around Taipei and introduce them. I'll make tons of pics, write reviews, recommend the best food and then make a list. Another thing I plan to do is to visit every museum in Taipei (and elsewhere if given the chance) and then blog about that, too. The third thing I plan are my travelogues. I wanna visit so many places I haven't seen yet, such as Tainan (I've only been there 2 hours at night), Hualien, Chiayi, Miaoli, Nantou, Taitung, Yilan and many more... Expect pics, tips and funny stories. Besides all that, I'll explore the Taiwanese pop culture, introduce models, singers and other fun stuff. No idea what's in store for me next year, but if everything goes right, my blog will be one of the best resources on Taiwan by the end of 2011. Looking forward to that :) I hope you do, too.

Happy holidays, everybody!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Gayke, Ximending's craziest food stall

This snack gives the word »foodgasm« a whole new meaning

Gayke gay cake
By clicking on the photos you can see their uncensored versions, but by doing so, you claim to be above 18 years and solely responsible for the consequences of that action. Some photos may be NSFW, especially if you live in a highly prudish society.

Just when I thought Taiwanese couldn't get wackier or crazier, I was once again proved wrong. My girlfriend and her friend went to Ximending today and tried a very unique "cake". The thing is, it's not really a cake, it's a hot dog. A special "hot dog". Special, because it has a shape of a phallus (to put it nicely). First of all, I want to know what was going on in that person's head, who came up with this cuckoo idea? Secondly, wtf? Maybe he was brainstorming with his friends and then suddenly came up with this question. Actually I have no idea and I don't really wanna know. I heard the initial idea was making a dish popular with gays, but now it seems that the most common customers are girls. I wonder why ;-)

Ximending, Taipei's popular district, where mostly young people frequent, is famous for wacky bars and shops, but this one is probably crazier than all of them combined. I think only a sandwigina shop could top that. The small stall is relatively new (it opened in February 2010) and is not really as known as the Modern Toilet restaurant, because not a lot was written about them so far (I'm probably the first English post).

Their main dish is called gayke (combination of gay and cake). In Chinese they call it 大雕燒 (Dàdiāoshāo) roughly translated as baked big bird, ("big bird" is Chinese nickname for the organ). They advertise it as "大雕燒 a piece of gayke", you can't miss their very graphic signboard. In case you want to find them, there's a map below.

Gayke gay cakePeople waiting for their phallic shaped dish (Click on pic for NSFW version).

You can choose various flavors to pamper you taste buds.

This is the mold, where the gayke is shaped and made.

Gayke gay cakeTwo gaykes are displayed in front of the stall (Click on pic for NSFW version).

Gayke gay cakeThe gayke from close, before being topped with a sauce (Click on pic for NSFW version).

Gayke gay cakeThe gayke topped with ketchup (Click on pic for NSFW version).

And that's how it looks like when you bit off the head top.


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Now the 100 million New Taiwanese Dollars question is: How does the gayke taste? Well, according to my girlfriend it tastes great! The ingredients are simple. The bun is made of a common Taiwanese egg cake (雞蛋糕) and filled with a German sausage, then baked and topped with ketchup at the end. So it's not really like a classic hot dog, that uses bread, but figuratively that dog is hot. It's so hot that I would not eat it in public, that's for sure. But my girlfriend did it. She and her friend made a few very funny photos. In fact they were so funny, that I won't post them here. How about you go and try a hot succulent gayke yourself. Would you?

The funniest thing about having a gayke are the conversations you have with your friends while eating it:

My girlfriend to friend: »How's yours? Mine is a bit soft, but stands well.«
Friend replies: »Mine's harder than yours.« LOL!

Or when I asked her how much does one gayke cost, she replied: »One di*k is 50NTD.«
Hahaha.. That always cracks me up.

So what do you think about this unique dish? Would you try it? Is it cool and fun or is it a bit too crazy for your taste?

For more photos and info, check their blog wretch.cc/blog/big2010gayke>>

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